Zip Supremacy
10 Jan 2024
Hereās why zips make everything better.
- You can take your clothes off easier. You donāt need to struggle in front of everyone as you tear off your jumper each time you enter a slightly warm room.
- When its just slightly warmer you can just wear your jacket open. You get an entire new option you can take when its not too hot but not too cold.
- Zippers are more durable than buttons. Buttons always wear and fall off. Do you really want to get out your sewing kit to sew them on every year? Buttons are a relic of the past.
- You can fidget with the zipper. Sitting on the train and donāt have anything to do? Look no further.
- Zips are so great that theyāre even used subconsciously as a status symbol. Bankers realise the greatness of zippers and wear jackets attached with just a quarter of a zip to show off their zippers to everyone else.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.